I cruze without booze.

►Favourite Episode Per Season: Cartmanland 5x06

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lifeandloveaboutyou:

10. You’re so ugly that when you’re mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

9. If you really want to know about mistakes you should ask your parents.

8. Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

7. Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest!?

6….

HA!

HA!

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Watch out, we got some badasses over here

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